aproclivity

So yeah, my beloved Col has this little block book called "The Writer's Block" where they list ideas to help writers.

Col: Oh oh oh!
Col: Invent a character whose life is governed by Murphy's Law (that is, anything that can go wrong will.)
Col: THEY SUGGEST INVENTING YOU.
Me: Seriously.
Me: I'm someone's Murphy's law creation.
Truer fucking words

1. Kim is absurdly excited almost to the point she is wiggling like a puppy that Col is coming tomorrow.
2. Kim is stupid for falling asleep with her ring on, cause it now looks like someone branded a bunch of crosses into her cheek.
3. Kim is sleepy, because her phone went off absurdly early and then it died and she had to go put it on the charger.

It's slightly odd to put things in the third person, but I like it. So there. Bah.