This shit will fuck you up

So yeah, it's kinda nuts how much one eye can fuck everything up. I really wanna remove it, just pop the shit out with a spork. It doesn't work, I need to wear a patch anyway, and it's prone to corneal abrasions cause the layer of shit or whatever is thin cause of the surgery. Apparently I re-injure the fucking thing just by opening my eye. And it hurts. It hurts a fucking lot. God WTF?